Hummingbirds can flap their wings 80-200 times PER SECOND and can go 60 mph. My chickens only flap when they want attention and only went 60 mph when they were in the carrier in the car. Someone needs to tell them they aren't hummingbirds... but I'm not gonna do it.
Remember Sesame Street ♪ ♫ Three of these things belong together, one of these things do not ♫ ♪
Then we have evil cat watching the whole identity crisis going on outside and thinking "I shall rend your wings from your body, devour your heart and eyes and sleep well having rid the world of such vile creatures."
Really, I know this to be true. She's SO predictable. Sigh.
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